It does a body good

Don’t ask me where stuff like this comes from, because I don’t know what to tell you.

Okay, I do know what to tell you, it’s just very uncouth. I was having a conversation with my family about breast feeding in awkward places. In order to reassert my position as a giant weirdo, I brought up age limits. I just happen to know someone who nursed their child slightly longer than good ta5te perhap5 deem5 appropriate. I won’t say how long, but perhaps you can pick up the hint.

Happy Fourth of July, everybody. Eat a couple of hot dogs, enjoy a quality beer, and try not to blow your fingers off.

-Kevin